Apparently I've Been Tagged

The rules are that I must post 8 things that people do not know about me. I'm also supposed to tag 8 other people. Unfortunately the only people I know for reals have already tagged me or been tagged. So here you go bitches.

ONE:

I pretty much only took my current job in order to write a book about the experience

TWO:

I could seriously give a flying fuck about not having any friends in my hometown. I'm quite content with the small select group that currently occupies my space. I don't need any bright new shiny toys I love the worn in ones I have (maybe it sounds bad but I don't care)

THREE

I'm over all of the nonsense about feel bad about myself for stupid things. I'm over feel not good enough based on my looks. Its tired and girl I threw that shit away

FOUR

I deeply regret the majority of the romantic relationships I've had in my entire life. I've truly hated the person I was in most of those situations and feel disgusted when I think about it

FIVE

I'm pretty sure that my new boss is the actual devil and that somehow his operation also collects souls not just lonely hearts.

SIX

I have an embarassing schoolgirl crush on Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs. I want to have his babies.

SEVEN

I have zero desire to leave my moms house. I love it here. Its filled with positivity and love. I feel good all the time when I'm here. I couldn't imagine living by myself right now Its too snuggly here.

EIGHT

Even though things aren't "perfect" I actually really like the place I'm in right now and the person I am.