Signs It Will Be A Bad Inteview

1) It starts raining on your way in and you don't have an umbrella
2) The guy at the garage thinks he speaks coherent English yet is sadly mistaken
3) The receptionist looks like the whore bag receptionist you hated at another company you worked at
4) The woman interviewing you looks like Anna Wintour's younger, bitchier sister
5) You want to leave 2 minutes into the interview


Yikes. It was the interview from hell today. Apparently my interview cut into her "talking about myself" time and she needed to fill in that gap for 30 minutes as opposed to attempting to suss out my qualifications for said job. I was really over it when she asked me about a dictaphone. All I could think was had I been magically transported back to 1954 where dictaphones were relevant? Apparently, I indeed had.

What really made it especially bad was that I couldn't tell for the life of me what the fuck the women was thinking. Half the time I thought she was thinking I was perfect for the job and the other half I felt like she wanted me and my non-Ivy league ass out of her office. I mean how do you go out of your way to make a company sound elitist to a prospective candidate. To be honest I really feel as if she did not want me because of my educational background. She didn't care that I worked directly for some of the biggest names in the finance world and they had no problem with my pedigree (if you will and I know you will because you have no choice).

She just made me mad. I hate feeling as if someone can judge me based on where I went to schools. I got into better, more well known colleges but I chose the college I chose based on the environment. Honestly everyone knows that the majority of Ivy League schools aren't even giving you a better education you are paying for the name. Assholes.